theopaltree:

filibusterfrog:

aramis-dagaz:

filibusterfrog:

aramis-dagaz:

filibusterfrog:

if you want to live to die in a different battle then you have to stay clean

This also suggests that orcs have some of the best healers and physicians in the world, and they will even make any resulting scars look badass as hell, free of charge.

yes!! I was actually gonna do a continuation of this post regarding that

Somewhat tangential brainstorm since this tag stood out to me:

#how are u supposed to fight if youre very dead

Necromancy, obviously, but there are at least two ways of looking at it:

1) Necromancy is great because you can keep fighting after you die, and thus would be encouraged among orcish society.

2) Necromancy is not good enough because you’re literally a brain-dead zombie, and where’s the fun in that?

A possible middle route would be reanimating shamed and disgraced orcs, since they never did anything worthwhile in life so maybe they can do something worthwhile in death and freeing up other able-bodied orcs for war.  Obviously, such undead orcs would be used very carefully or limited to fully-scrubbed skeletons because of the disease risks.

If necromancy was acceptable, then orcs would have some of the best necromancers in the world, and if retaining enough self-awareness to continue being an honorable warrior was a concern, then orcish necromancy would have a lot of useful techniques for creating intelligent or semi-sapient undead.  Even unintelligent orcish-made undead would some measure of innate understanding of martial honor.

I imagine that this would be a topic of considerable debate and controversy among orcs and really would depend on which orcish society you ask.

you are so right

1) This SERIOUSLY reminds me of Vikings.

2) Orcs who died dishonorably being burned instead of buried, to kill whatever germs killed them. Reanimated skeletons are charred black. They are used for harvesting crops, which doesn’t require too much ability to think (if it looks like this pick it if it looks like that leave it there). As they walk the fields, their blackened bones flake and leave behind black bone dust, fertilizing the crops. Their job is done when the skeleton disintegrates. They have fed the clan, and regained their honor.

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spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE

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sicklizardman:
“Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).
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“Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).
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“Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).
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“Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).
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“Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).
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“Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).
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“Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).
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sicklizardman:

Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).  

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punkfaery:
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punkfaery:

punkfaery:

im watching spongebob squarepants and havin a lot of trouble figuring out if this episode is deliberately gay or if it was purely accidental that they made an episode where squidward develops a full-on crush on his new neighbour because they both play wind instruments

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omg they’re painting pictures of each other….need me a freak like that

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fellas is it gay to admire another fish’s interior decoration 🤔

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this is more dramatic than the entirety of the fault in our stars

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platano:

platano:

who’s indulging tonight??

i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

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Things that I thought were normal

weirdramifications:

cheriisplace:

Feeling like your body is moving (swaying, rocking sometimes quickly) when you’re completely still.
Willing your body to move but not being able to, so being stuck in one position for an untold length of time.
Feeling like you’re body isn’t yours, pinching yourself and acknowledging the pain but still feeling like its not you.
Looking in the mirror and not recognising your face, making different expressions but feeling like you’re looking at someone else.

so are u telling me that first one isnt normal…

thefloofer-snooter:

pawsativityy:

jimmiel69:

hawk-feathers:

zoologicallyobsessed:

manslaughter:

jamesvflint:

anyway animal rights activism will be inherently disingenuous and indeed actively harmful unless y’all recognize that 1) not every country has industrialized the consumption of meat to the extent that the west has 2) you absolutely need to prioritize human beings over animals given that basic humanity isn’t even afforded to a large fucking portion of the human population 3) your experiences are not universal and humans have been living off the land sustainably for literal millenia 4) capitalism is your enemy not poor people & people of color 5) stop fucking making slavery/holocaust anaologies. those are actual human beings. thanks

6) million-dollar organizations like PETA, HSUS, ASPCA, BFAS, GREY2K, etc. are not your friends, they are radical extremist groups who wish to outlaw all forms of animal ownership, agriculture, and conservation

7) stop donating to the above groups, and instead donate to/volunteer with your local rescues and shelters (EVERY county in the US has at least one government-run shelter)

8) working animals are not inherently abused, and agility/racing/service work/mushing/weight pull/bite sports/etc. are not inherently abusive

9) if you believe working animals do not love & live for the jobs they were bred for, you are falling for animal rights propaganda

10) if you believe it is wrong to want a pet from health-tested, titled, worked, showed, and temperamentally-sound parents, and that everyone needs to “rescue” their pets, you are falling for animal rights propaganda 

11) Actually listen to animal experts such as zoo keepers, zoologists, farmers and so on who have years of experience in animal health and welfare instead of arguing with everything we say and making out that we’re purposely out to lie or deceive you, and you someone know more then us.

This. 1000x this.

What is this all about seem to be missing some key points …did you ask any of the animals what they wanna do ? If not be killed, tested on,abused in any way shape or form . I have pets and would defend them with my life …what’s this propaganda you speak of? Do videos lie about what we do to animals in agriculture all over the planet? Big ag is in the pocket of every crooked politician. The Trump man wants to kill elephants and seals and everything .. else under the sun …so I believe in the freedom to chose who to support . I support all the above mentioned. ..better them then the ones doing nothing ….

Hey my dude I think you kind of missed the point. Please give this a reread and try to understand what this post is actually saying. If you actually disagree with what this is saying you probably shouldn’t be rebooting from me since we have some pretty obvious ideological differences. Additionally, the groups you support are the same ones who are trying to take away the pets you say that you’d die for. In response to your claim that there isn’t any propaganda, please educate yourself with some research. Pop animal activism is a fad that’s rarely based in actual fact. There are 100% groups aren’t there that are legit and interested in animal welfare, but the groups listed aren’t among these. Here are some links about debunking some propaganda. Give these a read through and message me if you still have questions.

https://www.humanewatch.org/hsus-caught-using-deceptive-marketing/

https://www.vocativ.com/culture/science/petas-outrageously-dishonest-ad-campaigns/index.html

https://www.petakillsanimals.com/top-12-lies-of-animal-rights/

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/05/04/is-the-aspcas-tear-jerking-commercial-deceptive/

https://www.animals24-7.org/2017/12/01/best-friends-move-cults-white-privilege-the-rise-of-animal-rights-activism/

http://grey2klies.blogspot.com/2012/04/grey2k-usa-manufacturing-controversy.html

Animal RIGHTS and animal WELFARE are completely different things. Animal rights has nothing to do with the actual welfare and care of animals. Animal rights groups want pets to be extinct. They want no animals “owned” by humans at all, even if it’s for the survival of a species. Because animals cannot give written or verbal consent to being “owned”.

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princeoni:

likeful:

birthcharts:

likeful:

birthcharts:

how many shrimps to do you have to eat

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK!

EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK!

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SHRIMPS ARE PRETYY


Rich

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karnalesbian:

mean-bean-machines:

karnalesbian:

arrowquillpokemon:

miasmicsiren:

arrowquillpokemon:

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

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dsudis:

lemonsharks:

what my parents told me: you can do anything if you set your mind to it

what I wish my parents had told me: sometimes you will fail, and it will be scary and it will suck, but you will probably not die

I would also have appreciated: the fact that you can do something if you try very, very hard, does not actually obligate you to spend your life putting forth maximum effort to achieve it. It is okay to not be 1000% driven by life-consuming ambition and instead be satisfied with something less difficult.

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kiaranator:

sheriff-haught-sauce:

Greek dude: But…but I brought you a bouquet of olives to win over your heart!

Sappho, lounging on a couch with her girlfriend on her lap, popping grapes into her mouth: Oh muse, singeth to us Despacito.

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i let my little sapphic hands do all the work

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spidey-pal:

perpetualmaelstrom:

green-gay13:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

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cvberdemon:

localstarboy:

She blind dated 10 guys and this is what happened when she finally met the guy that she chose.

I JUST- 😭😭😭

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chokosnails:

izzy-almighty:

izzy-almighty:

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

my favorite renaissance painting

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